SHIT TALKING QUOTES

Heres a few to get everyone started...more to come!

Hey Austin,
             lets hope you put your racin where your ass beatin mouth is haha must be the tequila talking, all in good fun bro! This is my first green race and plan on gettin my ass spanked. I started trainin at the begining of the summer and logged 100+ runs on the green, 2 horsepastures, and 1 linville. Hopefully there will be plenty of shit talkin and good lines, see ya there!!
 Jacob Black

"I plan to beat Saunders Southecorvo's time by at
least half... but hopefully more. What am I doing to
train for this great feat? Absolutely nothing, I feel
that with the overwhelming sense of enlightenment I
feel when on the green, I will more then likely
achieve my mission, and defeat my nemesis with great
margin. Disclaimer: If by some miracle my
enlightenment fails, and I crash miserably at Go Left,
then please delete this comment so that Saunders has
no hard evidence to gloat over in years to come. Thank
you"
-Nathan Silsbee


"I'm hot on the trail of a sub 5 minute run in an 8'6'' boat and this  
will be the year!   Chasing the clock more than the long boats, but  
one spin and they'll be eating my short-boat dust."

-Clay Romulous Wright (aka yoda)


hey, most of you southeast guys probably dont know me - i'm from great falls/DC and i do the races up here - won ohiopyle and i had the fastest time at the great falls race...before crashing and burning as i'm famous for doing in extreme races...I'm sure tommy remembers my shameful boating train wrecks after having top 10 times out at the teva games.. anyways i dislocated my shoulder and i'm gonna need surgury, so I wont have the pleasure of challenging you this year, you wont have even the smallest chance of seeing another disintegrated finals run, but you'll be spared defeat from me, but i will warn you that Beakes is planning on coming down, so you better bring your a-game. See you in colorado next year, and you can count on me gunning for the glass next year. good luck, race safe.
Geoff Calhoun


Here is my list of shit talking. I'm going to get straight to it-

Nathan Silsbee will get whiplash when I pass him in the head to head

Eric "Tulip" Chance will shit a ham when he sees that my time is a third of
his.

I really look up to Chris Gragtmans. I respect him because he will take
losing to me like a real man and not cry in public.

Rob Thompkins is a girly man.

I have nothing to say to Allen Speering other than Jackson and bloody nose.
Maybe the wrestling will go better for you this year...

I will refrain from saying anything about Robin, because she will probably
kick the shit out of me both on and off the river.

That's all I have for now. If anyone else wants some shit talking please
send all your requests to dfinney@vt.edu. And in the unlikely event that I
get beat down and lose terribly, I will continue to shit talk as if I won
the whole thing. See you all in a month and a half!!!!!!

David Finney